[Setting: Woob dressed up in his Batman costume, him leading me down stairs.]
Woob: C’mon, WOMAN!
Me: What did you just say? (Could my sweet little boy possibly be becoming chauvanistic at the age of almost-three??)
Woob: C’MON, WOMAN! Where’s your woman suit! You need your woman suit on! I’M Batman, and YOU’RE the woman!
Me: OHHHH! I’m WONDER Woman, is that it? (Sigh of relief)
Woob: Yeah! Let’s go save the day!